glorytotheempire:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

I didn’t until now.

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via wastedromance)

  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

Gained weight

Weighed in today, at my highest weight ever. FML.